2 weeks notice

boss_pinkslip.jpgI pretty much began to consider leaving my job, oh…about 26 minutes after I started working here. But I decided that it’d be better to stick it out and see what I could get out of the place before I made my resume look like I have ADD. Anyway, a recent series of fortunate events (like having a top life insurance policy to help me through all this, and you could too, just go to the link for more information) have opened up an opportunity for me to work in (what I hope will be) greener pastures, so I’ve finally made the decision to switch plantat…er, i mean jump ship.

The problem with the whole 2-week notice thing is that once you let everyone know that you’re a short-timer, you’re immediately seized by this listless, languorous feeling that is a direct side effect of knowing that you’re no longer on the hook to perform, just to show up. Maybe it’s just me, but it’s awfully hard to keep up the façade of being a hard worker, when you know nobody cares anyway.

Well, tomorrow is officially my last day, so on this, the eve of my departure, I’ve decided to take some time to reflect on the last 10 days . Read: I’ve pretty much run out of other ways to goof off. 😀

Day 10
• In keeping with the 2-week protocol, today I informed exactly 6 people – my boss, the HR lady, and 4 of my regular lunch / water-cooler buddies – of my decision.
• My boss lets me know that, after tomorrow, he’ll be out of the office for the next 2 weeks. I am convinced I’m being rewarded for some good deed in a former life.
• For the rest of the day I traipse around the office like Michael J. Fox in that montage from ‘Secret of My Success’ where ‘Walking on Sunshine’ is playing in the background.

Day 9, I mean 8
• About 5 minutes after I get to my desk this morning, my boss stops by and asks if he can speak to me in private. He does so in a tone that would have me fearing for my job, if I hadn’t already quit. In the ensuing conversation, he basically asks me if I could quit a day early. I can’t disclose his reason for asking here, but suffice it to say, the whole exchange reaffirms that my decision to leave this gig couldn’t have come at a better time.
• Today, no less than 20 people know about my imminent departure – none of them heard the news from me. It’s an interesting affirmation of the power of viral marketing, to say the least.

Day 7
• Given yesterday’s exchange with my boss, I have an even worse taste in my mouth about this place. I spend a significant amount of time brooding on all the reasons I loathe it.

  • The lady that sits directly on the other side of my cube burps. Loudly – and often. She’s also prone to whinnying like a horse for no apparent reason.
  • The gentleman that sits behind the gassy woman has frequent bouts of upper respiratory congestion. He clears it out by coughing loud enough to wake the dead and then spits the results into his trashcan.
  • The vending machine contains 3 types of skittles. The damned red bag is always in front- I hate the red bag.
  • We use Lotus Notes for email (I feel dirty just admitting that).
  • The PMO – my own personal Gestapo 🙂
  • On all of my projects and in almost all of my meetings, I am the only African-American. Out of maybe 15 offices in the building, 2 are occupied by females. There are roughly 12 people in the building that hold Director-level or above positions – none are minorities, none are female. Can we say: glass ceiling?
  • To celebrate individuals who’ve made ‘significant contributions’, the company rewards them with – drum roll please – a Lego block.

Day 6
• I take small pleasure in the fact that I no longer have to slip my copy of “The 4-Hour Workweek” into my desk drawer for fear that somebody might read one of the sensational, subversive statements on the cover, like: “Warning: Don’t read this book unless you want to quit your job”
• I officially inform all of the project teams that I manage that I’m leaving. I also inform them that I will not be in the office tomorrow. The development manager looks like I just peed on her sock.toy_story_aliens.jpg
• Other people are starting to look at me like the little green aliens from Toy Story – like I’ve been chosen by…’THE CLAAAAW’!

Day 5
• I am not thinking of my (new or old) job. I am on vacation.

 Day 4
• Despite my most gallant efforts, I can’t seem to get to work any earlier than 10:45 am.
• My major to-do’s today are a 1 o’clock meeting and clearing off my desk décor, which consists of:

    • Two framed pages full of quotes from Lao Tzu and Buddha


  • A small transparent glass globe / paperweight with the word ‘wisdom’ affixed to the back
  • Another frame with a story from Winnie the pooh that I use to remind me not to take my job too seriously.
  • Three post-its with the following hand-written self-reminders:
    • Travel Light, Live Light, Spread Light, Be the Light
    • A Clean Desk is the Sign of a Sick Mind
    • Chickens Aren’t Eagles
  • A flurry of papers and folders that could be deposited into the trash bin with one sweep of my hand

Day 3
• Today I managed to make it in by 10am. However, I don’t see any point in staying past 4pm.
• Everything between 10 and 4 is a complete and total blank…. I’m not even sure I showed up today – maybe it was a very vivid dream.

Day 2
• Today’s major to-do: Compose my official farewell email to send off to all the people I’ve worked with over the last year and 10 months.

Day 1
• Today my boss called me from his vacation / surgery recuperation to see if I could track down the source of some gross mis-communication about one of the projects I’m working on. Um yeeah, I’m all over that one…LOL!
• The offshore QA liaison on one of my projects asked me in a half-panicked voice: ‘So you’re not going to be at the meeting on Monday?’ I now have a vague understanding of how weaning mothers must feel.

Day 0 (daaaaayyy-ohhh. daylight come and me waaaan go home…. sorry, couldn’t resist)
• Highlights of the day include: the going-away luncheon, the exit interview, and the surrendering of company materials. It’s my busiest day this week!



kisha solomon

Kisha Solomon is an Atlanta-based writer, self-proclaimed bon vivant and occasional expat. The Good Life Cookbook is where she shares her latest savory adventures and collected lessons on food and life.

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13 Responses

  1. Deb says:

    I am so envious of you!!!! I’ve been looking for a new job for 8 months now — and it is a slow and painful process. I feel trapped in hell. I can’t wait for the day when I can quit.

  2. Haramjada says:

    I’m jealous. My job is sucking the life right out of me and I can’t seem to find anything else at the moment. It might better if I go on commission; I might double what I’m currently making. However, money isn’t everything, and if I could find a job that I love doing I’d take it even if it doesn’t pay much.

    Anyway, back to you (lol)–I hope you have much success at this new job. I can that tell that it’s already made for a good experience for you. I’m your biggest fan, cuz 🙂

  3. Blayne says:

    Hey Birthday Twin,
    I’m quitting my job for a better Federal job between now and springtime, and I’m only giving these fools three days notice. When they lay people off (company terminology is surplus), the lay-off list comes out on Wednesday to let people know they will be out of a job on Friday. So when I do that, and they beef, I’ll tell them I’m just following company policy.

  4. Congratulations on your new endeavor. Curiousity is getting the better of me. Now I want to know who you were working for?

    Change is sometimes the most difficult thing. Good on you for biting the bullet and moving on to better things.

  5. IndigosGroove says:

    Wonderful blog love! Congrats on your new gig! I am sooo happy 4 u! I needed that motivation as I am still on the plantat…. I mean the same dead end job….

  6. Andra says:

    Congrats!! We must celebrate when I return to GA….

  7. rhythm says:

    great blog, sis. and i know the feeling! i’m about one month removed from that whole process, and day 0 (haha) was the shiznit! congrats on the next step…

  8. Tye says:

    So what are you doing now?

    I just begun my job search process this week. I submitted my 1st resume yesterday for an international position.

    So pray for me. Who’s knows, I may be moving out of the country!

  9. kenn says:

    CONGRATULATIONS!! So happy for you. Entertaining chronicle too. You’re so funny. Best to you on the new plantation. You’re the most special house negro I’ve ever know LOL

  10. Clays says:

    MEMO: Runaway Slave

    Can’t really tell you my location but you may be able to deduce from my email. But I have been off the plantation for about 2 yrs this month. But I have been free before only to have to get back on the plantation. This is my three escape of working for myself…my own plot of dirt. I wish you all well and i might have to see you somewhere down the line.
    Yet not today, next week or even a month. They would have to drag me or be broke to go back. Who knows when the bell tolls for thee.

  11. davita says:


    My eyes were glued to the screen as I read your blog. My project recently ended and I didn’t think anyones last two weeks was worse than mine but yours came pretty close. I could almost see you as and your every move as you told your story. It was cool!!!

  12. Dex says:

    Like the shirt says…..

    “Sistas Can Do Anything”….and you are manifest of this destiny!!

  13. ksolo says:

    i was rocking my shirt this weekend 😀 – appreciate your thinking of me….

    thanks for the compliment,

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